ooops i ate it all

mummy made me a great breakfast this morning - cheese and toes, its great and i can sing the head, shoulders, knees and toes song when i am eating it, but sometimes i get cheese in my hair when i am touching my head, oh well it will wash out

so after breakfast i decided that i would wash my hair, i took my bottle of bubbles, opened them and poured them all over my head and said "mummy, nana wash hair!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh"
"Mummy ouch eyes! AAARGGHHHH WAAAAAA"

mummy came running picked my up and put my head under the tap in the kitchen to get the bubbles out, how can anything that is so pretty by so paaaaaain full!!!

mummy said that we could go to the shop to buy something nice (chocoleee) to cheer me up, so i put my shoes on, still crying a little bit, and my coat and we went out for a walk, well mummy walked, i was carried. when we were nearly at the gate of the complex, i saw the meow meow, and told mummy "mummy buy fish, meow meow eat fish, nana go shopping!"

at the shop the Ayi there, offered me some chocolee and told me not to pour bubbles on my head, but i said NO meow meow eat fish, nana buy fish, so mummy bought tuna and we went to look for the meow meow

meowmeow liiiiie, meow meow come ere! well she didnt want to come here so mummy and me opened the fish and sat down and mummy threw some to the meow meow but she ran away

mmmm fish mummy nana eat fish! so i ate alittle bit, yumyum mummy, i ate some more, "more pleeeease mummy" mmmm more more more more moremoremore and then the meow meow came back and there was no fish left so i said to mummy
"bye bye mummy, nana go shopping buy fish, meowmeow eat fish!

how could i forget shoes!

i love shoes! shoes are great! i love daddys' shoes, mummys' shoes, gaks' shoes and everybodys' shoes!

when mummy is taking me out for a walk she says tiana go get your shoes, yeeehaaa shoes! i go put on my shoes and then i bring mummy her shoes, i dont understand how shoes can be wrong but mummy was wearing her jeans and big fluffy socks and i brought her the shoes that she wore for her wedding, i thought they looked great with the blue fluff coming out from between the silver straps


shoes at McNono (McDonalds) are great cos all the big brothers and sisters have to take off there shoes to go play on the slides so there is always heaps of shoes for me! sometimes i like to put them in the box but most of the time i love to try them on and walk around (slowly)

well on no school day mummy and gak and me went to McNono and i found the nicest, sparkliest, big girl shoes there. they were pink and had a little heel and sparkles and Wow i loved them, i walked around showing them off for everybody. it was great, they were the best shoes ever! so i played forages like this and then the big sister came to sit next to me and was asking for her shoes! then her mummy started shouting at her cos they were going home and i would NOT take off her shoes! finally my mummy came and took them off of my feet WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am heartbroken!

the important things in life

there are certain things in my life that have gotten much more important recently, take cups for example

when i got up this morning i really really really wanted to drink my chocolee milk from my babys' bottle but mummy said the bottle was in the car and that daddy had taken the car to work this morning cos it was raining and that i could have it in one of my cups! well i dont want a cup! no mummy i dont want the cup with handles, no not the pink one either, NO not the green one I WANT THE BABY BOTTLE so mummy suggested the dollys' baby bottle mmmm ok

clothes are important just now, i HAVE to chose my own clothes and put them on myself or i wont put any on at all, so on friday when gak and steeeve were coming to take me out i decided to wear:

long sleeved white tee shirt
short sleeved orange, pink, red and yellow chinese style tee shirt
one green sock
one orange sock
a cream skirt with little red roses
lilac trousers
purple and pink hat with fluffy tassles
blue gloves
and pink sunglasses
i looked great!



oh and fish sweeties
fish sweeties are really really really important! mummy keeps them in a big jar and they are golden little pearls of juicy fishiness! mmmm yum yum mummy! mummy says that they are NOT candy and that they are Cod Liver Oil tablets?? but i know that they are candy and i want more! mummy says its not nice hugging or kissing a baby that stinks of fish but i love them! more pleeeease mummy!

bloody minded

when i get up in the morning i like to stay in my jimjams until i have eaten my breakfast, and i will not let mummy take them off til after i am all finished

my favorite breakfast is porridge of course, so mummy cooks some for me, puts raisins in and then i sit down and watch the "wiggles" and eat my porridge

i dont let mummy help and i dont want her to sit next to me, it is my breakfast not hers! so she sits me on a towel and leaves me to it, i am not quite sure what the the towel is for but i have to make her happy sometimes

ok i admit is porridge is hard to wash out of my hair, but it feels great on my face and neck, and i think it looks good on my jimjams

so when breakfast is finished mummy insists i get washed and dressed, but i insist that i pick my clothes myself, or i will scream and scream!

this morning i got dressed nearly all by myself (shirts are still hard) so i put on my big girl pants, then i put on my pink trousers, then i put on my lilac trousers, mummy helped me with a lilac shirt but i wanted the orange and red one, so she helped me with that too, then i put on my socks - one pink one and one orange one, then i was cardi time and i thought that the peach and white cardi was just what this outfit needed, then my yellow hat and i am all ready to go!

mummy and gak said i looked like a refugee - dont know what that is but i look great!

cooking for mummy

i love cooking! i have a great set of kitchen things that aunt sally bought for me ages ago and i like to use them for all sorts of things but now i can cook!

mummy was doing her emails the other morning and i decided to cook an apple for her. so i brought her little bits of apple in the pot and spoon fed her some and said "mummy nana cook! mummy eat apple" so like the good mummy she is she ate it all up

so i made some more and she ate that up too "good mummy"

then the pot was empty and i left it in mummys' hand and went to get the apple "wait mummy, nana cook apple"

so i brought back the apple and showed her how i was cooking

i take big bites of apple, chew them up into small pieces, spit them into the pot and then spoon feed them to mummy

after she had seen my cooking she didnt want to eat any more, i dont know why? its her fault she wont let me have a knife

living with the waltons?

when i go to sleep at night it is really important that i say night night to all the important things in my life, so here is my bedtime routine

first, i take off all my own clothes

second, milk machine runs some warm coffee into the bath for me and adds bubbles

third, i wash myself, my mummy, my dollies and anything else i can fit into the bath, somethimes my clothes, sometimes mummys clothes, my teddies, the toilet paper, and ohhhh i can open the shampoo bottles and make more bubbles yeaaah and have a swish(swim) in the bath

then, i get out of the bath, brush my teeth ALL by MYSELF!

then, into bed for a book, a snuggle and of course a boobie from mummy

then comes the important part night night time

n'night mummy
n'night daddy
n'night gannie(she is in scotland i know but she still needs to hear it)
n'night ganda(he is there too)
n'night vuvu(my other gannie)
n'night book
n'night dolly
n'night gak (Great Aunt Kate)
n'night uncle steeeeeve
n'night mooooon
n'night doggy
n'night stars
n'night trees
mmmmmmm
n'night coffee
n'night bubbles
mmmmmmm
n'night teeth
n'night mummys hair
n'night nanas hair
mmmmmm
n'night shoes
oh n'night socks
n'night daddys shoes
mmmmmm
n'night fish
n'night meow meow
mmmmmm
n'night mummy

then she switches off the lights

n'night lights

its all coffee to me

well, its been a long time since i wrote anything, because being a toddler has left me very little time for anything. i am soooo busy figuring out how to switch the lights on and off, practising my running (milk machine is definately getting faster), taking important things out of the milk machines bag, flushing things down the toilet (sometimes the important things i find in her bag), drawing, watering the gardening and of course taking naps

we went on a vacation to thailand(pictures later) and i spent most of my time naked in the garden/jungle and naked on the beach but i had to put clothes on to go to bed, which seemed strange to me.......

i am really learning to talk, i can say all sorts of things

when i pick up something i know i shouldnt have i say "no no no no no" and wag my fore finger just like mummy does

i love doggies, they are the best thing in the world, i shout at every doggy i see "doggy go lie" (doggy come here)

i made a whole sentence which seemed to make mummy really happy, auntie louies doggy was chewing (gently) on my fingers and i said "doggie bite nana"

my favorite words right now are
no
no no
no no no no!
no no no no no no no NO!
hao - (ok or good)
help me nana
no no no no no
help me daddy
help me mummy
help me nana
doggy
dollie dollie dollie dollie
no no no no
daddy (usually said loudly)
bao bao (hug me)
baddie (i say this to anything that trips me up, or hurts me)
ouch!

oh and coffee, mummy drinks coffee, so does daddy, so does nana, the sea is full of coffee, i take showers in coffee, it rains coffee, the swimming pool is full of coffee (mummy keeps trying to tell me that is it water but i know it is coffee!)

my daddy is always telling my milk machine how smart i am! i know it, why dont they.

daddy went to sort something in the car and the front door swung shut and locked, i was sleeping on the floor but the bang of the door woke me up. waaaaaaa Waaaaaaa WAAAAAAA

so daddy goes round to the big window doors at the back of the house so i can see him and he calls me over. i really dont like being home alone! waaaa waaa sniffle sniffle

"What daddy? I cant hear you! Waaaaaaaa!"what is he saying, i wish he would come inside! oh right, wait i get it, he is locked out. WAAAAAAAAA!

daddy says "unlock the door, nana"oh ok, this is easy now i know what to do, i walk up to the window doors and pull down the latch thingy and then go to the other door and do the same daddy pushes the windows open, gathers me up in his arms and tells me how smart i am.

smarter than daddy anyway! i have never locked myself out!

talking sometimes makes my milk machine blush

i have been practising my talking for weeks now and find that some words are more effective than others, so here is a list of my first words

1. daddy
2. dawwwgie
3. hot
4. boobie
5. up
6. hat
7. cat(have you noticed yet there is no need for the word mummy?)
8. car
9.bike
10. hao (my first chinese word!! are you proud of me?)
11. baba (another chinese word - means daddy)
12. nana (thats my name incase you didnt know)
13. bao bao (chinese for hug)
14. mummy (she is mostly with me so i dont need to say it often)

so we went to the doctors the other day with gak(great aunt kate) she was getting her boobies checked - i think they must be broken cos she always tells me they are empty no matter how often i ask - so we were in the waiting room with lots and lots of other ladies, the men were all round the corner.

this old lady asked if she could pick me up - bao bao - i allowed her to do so, then i started to say "Boobie"
" Boobie, boobie boooooobie, BOOOBIE!!"!" and pulling at her shirt, looking inside to see her boobies and making my milk sign too.........she didnt understand me??! so i tried again
"Boobie, boobie, booooobie" and grabbing her she then asked my milk machine
"Ta yao shemne?" (means what does she want?)
milk machine said "ta yao chi nei nei" (means literally she wants to eat boobies(nei nei) or breast feed in other words)
so the old lady laughed and starts telling everyone in the room that i want to chi nei nei, hahahaha and that her nei nei are empty and have no milk
the only person not laughing was milk machine, she looked all red in the face

talking is great!

ohoh they found me!