Merry nearly Xmas!

Sorry I haven't posted for a while but I just want to let you know woooohoooo It is nearly XMAS!!!! I really hope that I can get what I want for Xmas, I know  it is all about giving but I really love presents!

I had a lot of fun with Kalani but I felt left out because i was bored of playing with the puppies because I have dogs already . I know  its not fair that I have a dog and they don't but i totally understand wanting something you don't have if Kalani is reading then I'm sorry for my attitude  but we played and played atc and it was a great day.

hi its Tiana im am now 9!!!!  and i have a new friend named Kalani she is great we talk at first it was a little weird but then we started filming a new web show called Street food me and Kalani are the hosts and i will post the videos soon

So, Tiana has decided as I haven't posted in three years nearly that she is going to take over "her" blog :) This will be me signing off as she is big enough to do it herself!

Protection

On the first day of the new unit at school Tr. Sandy read you a story about "Water" which is the subject you will be inquiring into for the next 6 weeks. I was sitting outside with Becky having a quick beer, when you appear in shorts, t-shirt, sandals and swimming goggles.

"Why are you wearing goggles? We can't go swimming just now" I say
You roll your eyes, sigh and looka tme like I am daft and say,
"I am protecting myself again evaporation, and condensation!"
"Huh?"
"Don't you know after it rains and its warm, the rain evaporates and then if there is something colder it sticks to the cold thing, that condensation Mummy, and well my eyes are quite cold!"

Oh my little PYP action taker!

Forwards and Backwards

Our drives home from school often turn out very interesting.

"Mummy, do you know if you spell poop backwards its still poop!"

This lead you to find other palindromes, which surprises me, I am sure I hadn't noticed this at your age.

"Mum works and so does Dad, but dog is god hahaha!"

Santa is nearly here!

So Christmas is nearly here again! So this year you have decided to write your own letter to Santa, no help from Mummy!

Here it is....

Dear Snta

I wuld like a miny laptop please, a real one, that can do the intrnet, not a pretnd one like the cinderella one i have already. Can I have a gold or silvr one? or purple if you must.

Ps you forgt to take your presnt last year, so you will have tow this year

Lots of love from Tiana xxxxxxxxxx

I wondered out loud if you had been good about, you looked around checking if anyone else could hear you and said

"Actually Mummy I wasn't very good last year and Santa still came, so I think I am okay again this year"

DVD

Driving through Kaoshiung city the other day Tiana said "Mummy I feel like a DVD"

Mmmm, I always try to figure out what is going on before I answer and sound stupid so I think for a few second, come up with nothing and say

"Mmm, okay, why?"

"Because people are always watching me!"

Fountain of wisdom

Okay so mummy's friends wasn't very happy the other day so here is what happened. Everyone was trying to make her see how cool she is, and how much we like her/love her, how pretty she is etc and nothing was working, she was still crying and so it was my turn.

I took her by the hand and led her to the fountain and said "take of your shoes, roll up your pants and put your feet in the water" she did what she was told.

"Close your eyes, put your hand on your heart, breathe, and feel the spirit of the water talking to you"

After a little while, she stopped crying, hugged me and told me I was absolutely right, and I am of course!

miss independent

"Mummy, I am getting bigger so I can go to the shop by myself right?"
"Right"
"And, I sort out all of my own clothes right?"
"Right"
"Do you know why?"
I shake my head.
"Because I am in the pig pen!"
"What?"
"You know, when you can do something by yourself you are "in the pig pen"

hehe bless you darling I think you mean independent but I like your description better!